Funk it Up!

We love our Funky Junkers. You are what makes us unique! Here is one of our Funky Junkers sharing how she funked up her Periwinkle Shirt Dress, and we love it! 
Have a safe holiday weekend, and see you September 6 at Dally in the Alley! Dollar bin will be present. So get ready to Hollar!

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Hangers and labels ain't loyal

Hangers and tags are so deceitful. Ugh, they are always displaying things one way and then when you put it on it is a completely different story. When thrifting, don't even trust them, try it on. I cannot even imagine how many thriftulous finds I have missed out on because I thought that I was too big for something that was actually my size, but the label was abnormal because it was maternity or vintage. Cute is cute, whatever the hell.

As is the story with this number below. I saw it on the hanger, and I thought that it was frumpy, dull, and all around wrong. I could not figure out how to wear it, and I just wanted it gone from the Funky Junk collection. Until here comes this merry little gal who showed me that this dress is one of a kind.
So here is the lesson folks: When thrifting don't believe the hanger, don't rely on the size.  Try it on. She tried it on, she werked it. She bought it. Now you will catch her beating faces out here in this bad vintage piece, you already know where she got it. 

Here is fashion blogger Gabi Greg wearing maternity clothing that is not in her "size." No, she is not pregnant, and nor does she look it. Photos credit to gabifresh.com.

Funky Junk travels: NYC Thrifting

I know that I haven't been writing as of late but that is because I have been out and about. I spent five days in NYC visiting old childhood friends and I took some money with me because I knew I was going to have to shop.

It is a hard job...but it is mine.

So the first place I go when I go to any city is GOOGLE. I type in "New York City Thrift Shop" and I receive a million hits. Buffalo Exchange, Beacon's Closet, Housing Works, Goodwill, and more. I start mapping them out. Which one is closest to where I am staying, or by the subway line and simple enough to get to. I got it, I am going to have to spend a day in Brooklyn. Good.

The entire experience left me tasting pennies. Let me tell you why:

1. "Detroit Thrift" does not translate into New Yorkers lingo: I am not sure why but MY definition of thrift is a Theory jacket for 2.99 from Salvation Army. Beacon's Closet had something similar for 16.95. That is a fair price comparatively but it is just
   
   not my idea of a thrifted find. Apparently I was the one in the wrong because I kept picking things up looking at the price, scowling, and putting that shit down. But the stores were buzzing with "thrifters" who were so excited for the items they were acquiring. I was not amused.
2. Vintage there looks like it: I think there is a combination os subway nastiness and constant contact with other people which make the clothes there show their age. At Beacon's Closet, a store which is similar in premise to a Regeneration of Royal Oak, I found some vintage dresses but one was beading up, another's zipper was coming a part from the dress,  and another had a pit stains all for about $19.95. Shameful.
3. They know how to market: So HousingWorks in Brooklyn has a warehouse full of giant bins. They call themselves the "Fill-a-bag" HousingWorks. You buy a regular grocery bag for $25 and fill it with whatever you fancy. But you have to dig through the bins in this warehouse. Unlike the bins at the $1 Salvation Army on Michigan none of this is sorted. There are women's children's and mens clothes all jumbled up and you get to go through it. Sorry it is not worth it, unless you get there stupid early when the bag is $5. Now that is a deal. 
4. New Yorkers are Skinny: I am a size 16 and most of the time I had difficulty finding my size. I have never had that problem in the midwest. Most people in New York are less than a size 10 from my observation. I mean, what size would you be if you had to run everywhere all the time. 

I said all this to say Thrifters, don't thrift in NYC it is not worth it. But you should shop! Let me tell you what I learned:

1. In NYC H&M is like Rainbow: That shit is everywhere, and the quality is decent. I saw more H&M's than bathrooms. But that is a good thing because I love H&M. Since there are so many prices drop drastically I got a long sheer kimono for $1.50, yellow skater dress for $5, and a pair of pleated shorts for $5. So if you can't find anything anywhere you will find something at H&M.
2. Find the sample sale, find your life: I attended the Fashion to Figure Sample Sale and it

   

   This is just a portion of the items I got
   from the Fashion 2 Figure Sample Sale. 

   really changed my outlook on shopping in NYC. Sample Sales are when the businesses (not the stores) sell there left over or "sample" items that they may have been holding onto for far too long. These are usually located in the Garment District which is just south of Midtown. They don't care about the stuff they just want it gone. All of their jewelry was $1 and $2. Separates were $5, and dresses were $10. Sample sales aren't always advertised well, this one I found by fluke from a friend of mine. I saw some signs for other "Sample Sales" but they were just cheaply made clothing at cheap prices. Fashion 2 Figure was the real deal.  The sizes were also on the small end, what is known as "sample sale sizes."
3. Use coupons, shop off season, shop hard. With thrift stores who have obnoxious prices you can find cheap clothes in NYC in department stores. Don't be intimidated by Macy's 8 floors of fun. Hunt them. My friend found Keds for $20, new which is well worth it. And remember there is no sales tax on items under $110 on retail in NYC, so the final cost is $20. While waiting in line I always do a quick google search for "Store name + in store coupon" and a similar one in my email. 

Don't let me discourage you from traveling to NYC but I want you to know when it comes to thrifting, there is no place like home. Detroit over everybody! 

If you have any tips and tricks about shopping in NYC be sure to share in the comments. 

Southfield Festival of Hope

This is where we will be vending this weekend.  We hope to see you there!

July 4: IT IS NOT A DRILL

This July 4th is going to be a doozy. Two major thrift outlets will be hosting 50% off all clothing, all day: Salvation Army and Value World. Value World is requiring a coupon. If you don't have the coupon shoot us a line either on facebook or through email and we will happily forward you the coupon. 

I personally do not have the time or money to shop both of these sales. So you will find me in Value World, and this is why: Value World gets all of their clothing from everywhere. You know that Purple Heart truck that travels the metro area picking up clothes that people put on their porches? They sell their donations to Value World and Value World the corporation sells them for a profit. You are sure to find a goldmine of diverse styles at whichever Value World you chose to go to. On the other hand Salvation Army can be very predictable. If you go to the Salvation Army in Utica, you are going to find clothes which represent that demographic, and the same for anywhere else. That is unless you go to their specialty stores in Royal Oak or Mexicantown (Don't do it. Read out review on that store to know why)

The average price of clothing with the 50% off at Value World is about $1 to $3, and Salvation Army you are paying about $2.50-$5. So Value World on average will have better prices as well. 

Here are a few things which I always keep in mind for 50% off clothing days:
1. Leave your children at home. For yourself and more importantly for others. Please and thank you
2. Wear comfortable shoes
3. Free your mind, and you ass will follow
4. It is ok to buy something and figure out why you bought it later
5. There will be a line, to get in, to get out, and to get on
6. Grab what you like the first time, figure out if you really need it later
7. Eat your Wheaties. This is not a drill. 

See you there!

The Funky Junk Story

So many people ask, what is Funky Junk and Juju...Here is a little promotional video to answer that question. 

Stay funky!